The Messy
Meter
We watched every episode. Tracked every villain.
Scored every season. The data is in.
Men
3.6
/5.0
vs
Women
2.2
/5.0
The men are measurably messier.
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"9 out of 10 seasons, the men were messier."
S6 Charlotte rated DUMPSTER FIRE — worst men ever
S4 Seattle — the only season women were messier
S9 Denver — zero couples married. Historic disaster.
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Hall of Infamy
Messiest Man
Jeramey
Season 6 · Charlotte
Caught at another woman's apartment at 5 AM while engaged to Laura
Messiest Woman
Irina
Season 4 · Seattle
Mean girl supreme — mocked everyone, universally despised
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The Ultimatum
Married at First Sight
The Bachelor/ette